Teaser Tuesday: Life Knocks

Teaser Tuesday is hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading! I chose a novel I am reading for review at the moment, since that was the one closest to me. It's 'Life Knocks' by Craig Stone. Here is the teaser I chose:

'To distract my imagination from picturing Mohammad naked, and on the other side of my front door with a cup up against the wall trying to hear me breathe, I start cleaning.'         P. 25

I should probably explain that Mohammad is his landlord, who sneaks into his room when he's not there. At this moment Colossus, the protagonist, is waiting for M. to enter again so he can catch him in the act. But as you see, it didn't really work out for him. I am really enjoying this book so far, it is really funny and interesting at the same time.

Another teaser from another book I'm going to start soon, because I'm in a happy mood! ;) This is 'The Picture of Dorian Grey' by Oscar Wilde.

'Lips that Shakespeare taught to speak have whispered their secret in my ear. I have had the arms of Rosalind around me, and kissed Juliet on the mouth.'          P.81

Aaaagghh, I love this quote sooo much. What is wrong with Oscar Wilde that he wrote such beautiful things that make me happy?
So, what are you teasing everyone else with?